as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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