May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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