Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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