she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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