I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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