I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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