i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize