she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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