So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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