evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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