Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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