be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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