The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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