Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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