found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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