Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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