Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
