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Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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