I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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