That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
