Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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