I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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