Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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