Sponge bath it is.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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