PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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