just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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