How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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