your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
