I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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