and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I checked into jail on foursquare
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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