it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
ok first of all what the fuck
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