This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize