that's an acceptable place to lick
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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