That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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