My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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