Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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