So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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