I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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