I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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