It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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