She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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