"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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