TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Randomize