i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just want to make out with him forever
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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