Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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