fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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