ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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