Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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