Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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