Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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