I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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