Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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