dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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