Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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